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DEFCON 1 Notes from Daycare

June 3, 2016by shallowmommyproblems 2 Comments

Dear Families, A child in our Junior Preschool Program has been diagnosed with Hoof and Mouth Disease (HFMD). This disease is highly contagious and the child is receiving treatment and […]

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The Cheesy McDorkertons Take a Family Photo

August 6, 2014by shallowmommyproblems Leave a comment

  Every once in a while I get a ill-advised bee up my butt to take a family picture. It usually happens after over stimulating myself with hundreds of gloriously […]

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family, humor, photography, sarcasm

So There’s this Soccer Game On…

June 24, 2014by shallowmommyproblems Leave a comment

Its World Cup Season, everyone! Which means its time for Americans to drop their façade of indifference, which is more likely not a façade and just plain indifference, and whole-heartedly […]

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family, humor, sarcasm, sports

Chesty McBigButt and the Art of Evacuating

June 23, 2014by shallowmommyproblems Leave a comment

So I mentioned the large Birthday Bash that the City of San Marcos held in my honor. It was a fun celebration where some kind citizen started a “party” that […]

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Birthday Blaze of Glory

June 18, 2014by shallowmommyproblems Leave a comment

Yeah, okay, so somewhere in there May happened. And when I say it happened, I mean IT HAPPENED. The whole point of starting this blog, aside from the obvious case […]

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family, humor, sarcasm

This is how I feel about folding my husband’s socks

June 2, 2014by shallowmommyproblems 3 Comments
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Parenting 101 Advice & Why I Will Wear a Unitard Someday Soon

April 16, 2014by shallowmommyproblems 7 Comments

First of all, can I just say that I find it hil-AR-ious that you clicked on a Parenting article from yours truly. Laugh laugh laugh snort! Let’s just put it […]

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